someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.
When we got back from the beach today my stepdad was showering and when he was done he came out and said that when he took his bathing suit off a little crab fell out so he flushed it down the toilet (which angered me Dx)
But we’ve been saying “mike has crabs!” All day and he’s been getting so mad lmao
*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*
So I showed my mom my new tattoo after putting it off for a month and a half. We are on vacation so I figured she would see it at some point this week so I decided to get it out of the way.
It’s the mayday parade lyrics on my arm.
She looked at it and told me that I was scummy for getting another tattoo and was all “do you want to be one of those girls with tattoos? So scummy I can’t believe you did that! No more!”
My little brother came to my defense and told her that I’m an adult and I can do whatever I want to my body.
But thanks mom.
Always making life absolutely wonderful. -.-
well here’s an instance of the stupid catchphrase i forced on filbert actually adding meaning to something he says